facepalm relationship
a relationship that’s like being stuck with someone who’s either the worst or you’re the worst, and you’re both stuck with it.
My friend asked me to help him move. I said yes. He brought 50 boxes. I facepalmed and said, 'Why?'.
My girlfriend texted me, 'I think I’m in love with my cat.' I said, 'So am I.' I facepalmed and cried.
My mom kept telling me I was going to fail my test. I said, 'You’re going to fail your life.' She facepalmed and screamed.