faceolosopher
Faceolosophers are the worst kind of Facebook users. They talk about deep things like they're the only one who knows the truth, but they’re just full of nonsense and bad opinions.
'The universe is a mystery. Also, I'm smart. Also, I'm right.'
'Life is a journey. Also, I'm wise. Also, I'm not wrong.'
'I have a theory about everything. Also, I'm right. Also, I'm important.'