Facenovel
A Facenovel is like a Facebook profile that’s trying to be a book. It’s full of bragging and nonsense. No one reads it. No one wants to.
My Facenovel has 12 posts about my breakfast. I eat cereal. Big deal.
He posted a Facenovel about his 2018 trip to the mall. It had 1 like. His mom liked it.
Her Facenovel is longer than my essay. It’s got 40 photos and 12 paragraphs about her cat.