facenook - Stalking someone so bad on Facebook that you know their dog’

Stalking someone so bad on Facebook that you know their dog’s name and their ex’s new lover’s favorite food.

I facenooked my crush so much that I know what he eats for breakfast.

I facenooked my teacher and now I know her whole life story.

I facenooked my friend’s brother and now I’m friends with his cat.