facenook - A dumb spelling of Facebook that makes you lose your mind an

A dumb spelling of Facebook that makes you lose your mind and spend all your time on the internet instead of doing real stuff.

I got Facenook Disease and now I’m stuck on Facebook for 10 hours a day.

My brother has Facenook Disease and he’s now friends with my mom’s old lover.

I facenooked and now I’m officially a crazy person.