facemytwitspace
telling someone to go post on your social media if you have to bolt before they finish telling you a story that’s actually worth hearing
You’re about to tell me the best joke ever and you’re leaving? Go tweet me, I’ll be back in 5 minutes.
I’m in the middle of my rant and you’re leaving? I’ll be back in 2 minutes, go post on my page.
You were about to drop the mic and you had to leave? Go send me a DM, I’ll be back in 1 minute.