facemat
A facemat is when a teenager thinks your face is a doormat and tries to make you look like a mess. It’s usually from a kid who doesn’t know how to use a towel.
My friend got a facemat at the mall and now his face is red.
I got a facemat from a guy who just came out of the pool.
My dog got a facemat and now he won’t stop sneezing.