Faceman
He’s got the best genes. It’s not fair. No one else has it. He was born with it. You were born with a curse.
"He got the good genes. I got the bad luck.", A brother
"He’s got the face of a god. I got the face of a man who once got stuck in a door.", A friend
"He was born with a smile. I was born with a scowl.", A cousin