Faceman
He’s got a face that could make a statue blush. Women throw themselves at him. Men throw punches.
"He walked into the bar and the whole place got quiet. I walked out.", A bartender
"He’s got a face like a Disney prince. I’ve got a face like a rejected Disney villain.", A guy at a party
"She’s been dating him for 10 years. He still looks like he just got out of a magazine.", A friend