Facelife
When you're too lazy to do real stuff but still try to look busy on Facebook by playing games and liking posts like your life depends on it.
I spent 3 hours on FarmVille today. My real life is a mess. #facelife
I got 12 friend requests. I accepted them all. Now I have 12 more people to annoy.
I posted a photo of my cat. It has 7 likes. I am victorious.
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