Facelexia
You see someone and you swear they’re a different person, but you know their name, and it’s like your brain is f***ing dead.
'I saw her and I thought she was a new student, but she’s my f***ing neighbor.'
'He walked in and I thought he was a f***ing stranger, but he’s my boss.'
'She had the same face as my ex, but it wasn’t her. It was my f***ing mom.'