Facelagging
The face you make when you’re so wasted you look like a melting wax statue. Cheeks are swollen, lips are numb, and your eyes look like they’re about to fall out.
'I just drank a whole bottle of vodka.' 'That’s why your face looks like a raccoon.'
You try to smile, but your face looks like it was hit by a truck.
You say, 'I feel like I’ve been dipped in glue.' Your friend says, 'That’s facelag, buddy.'