Faceknow - When you get all the inside info on someone’s life because y

When you get all the inside info on someone’s life because you’re the only one who actually looks at Facebook.

I Faceknow’d my friend’s break-up. No one else cared.

I Faceknow’d my cousin’s new job. No one else noticed.

I Faceknow’d my brother’s failed relationship. No one else saw it coming.