faceknife

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A faceknife is when you’re so shocked by how dumb something is that you imagine stabbing your face just to make the stupidity stop. It’s like a facepalm, but way worse.

I faceknifed when my boss told me to email the cat.

My friend faceknifed when his ex came back with a new guy and a parrot.

I faceknifed during the Zoom call when the guy started singing opera.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You faceknife when something is so stupid it feels like your face is about to explode from the sheer amount of dumbness.

I faceknifed when my mom tried to explain TikTok to my grandpa.

He faceknifed when the pizza came with extra pineapple.

I faceknifed when my teacher said math was easy.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A faceknife is when you want to rip your face off because something is so idiotic it’s like your brain got hit by a truck.

I faceknifed when my friend’s dog started talking.

She faceknifed when her crush asked her out with a poem.

I faceknifed when my dad tried to fix the TV with a spoon.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Faceknife is when you’re so mad at how stupid something is that you imagine stabbing your face just to make it stop.

I faceknifed when my brother tried to cook and burned everything.

She faceknifed when her phone started talking to her.

I faceknifed when my teacher said 2 + 2 was 5.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You faceknife when something is so dumb it’s like your face is screaming for help from the inside.

I faceknifed when my mom tried to text me in all caps.

He faceknifed when his pet goldfish won the lottery.

I faceknifed when my friend said the sky was green.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Faceknife is when you’re so annoyed by something that you want to stab your face just to get rid of the dumbness forever.

I faceknifed when my teacher gave me a pop quiz on the history of socks.

She faceknifed when her crush asked her out by shouting it from the top of the school.

I faceknifed when my dog started doing yoga.

by Slangipedia 3d ago