FaceJumping
When someone is on Facebook and can't stop flipping between mutual friends like they're on a crazy rollercoaster, checking their info, pictures, and profiles like they're hunting for the best snack at a buffet.
Check out this guy's profile... no... this one's better... no... wait, this one is *perfect*.
I've been FaceJumping for 20 minutes and still can't pick one.
This mutual friend is better than my ex... but not *way* better.