My dad said 'I don’t need a clock' during a 2-hour meeting. He looked like he was about to throw a clock at me.

My sister said 'I’m not messy, I’m just… creatively disorganized.' She gave me a look that could’ve made a statue weep.

My neighbor said 'I don’t need a lawnmower' during a storm. He looked like he wanted to mow the whole neighborhood down.