I Faceify’d and my coworker said, ‘You look like a zombie.’ I said, ‘At least zombies don’t have to answer questions.’

I Faceify’d and my boss said, ‘You look like you just ran a marathon and lost a bet.’

I Faceify’d and my coworker said, ‘Why is your face so red?’ I said, ‘I was crying.’ He said, ‘You’re lying.’