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Posting nonsense on Facebook while drunk or high. It’s like they’re trying to ruin everyone’s day with every stupid update.
Posted ‘I am a god’ at 2 a. m. after drinking 10 sodas. I’m a god now.
Wrote a 100-word status about my shoes. They’re still my favorite shoes.
Sent a DM to 20 people saying ‘I love you’ and ‘I hate you’ at the same time.