Facegripe
A Facebook rant so bad that it makes you want to throw your phone out the window and scream into a pillow.
My uncle Facegripped me for not liking his new haircut and said I was 'a rude little brat.'
My teacher Facegripped me for talking in class and said I was 'the worst student in the whole universe.'
My pet dog Facegripped me for stealing his treat and said I was 'a thief with no respect.'