faceglomp
A face-smooshing hug that comes with a skull-bite, usually from someone who’s either super happy or super high.
My friend faceglomped me during a math test and I got a 30% on it.
He faceglomped me so hard I heard my teeth scream.
She faceglomped me in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss thought I was having a seizure.
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