faceghost - A human who signs up for Facebook like it's a death sentence

A human who signs up for Facebook like it's a death sentence and only checks in once or twice a year to see if their ex is still alive.

DM: 'Hey, you still exist? I sent you 10 messages last year.'

Status update: 'I logged on because my dog got my password.'

Friend request ignored because they thought it was a phishing scam.