facefro - a beard so hairy it looks like it wants to strangle you and

a beard so hairy it looks like it wants to strangle you and it’s got a wild afro vibe

My facefro is so full of hair it looks like it’s trying to take over my face.

I tried to shave my facefro and now my face is angry at me.

My facefro is so big it’s got its own zip code.