facefrienenemy
two people who hate each other but still friend each other on Facebook just so they can both look like they have a lot of friends, even though they’re both still using the internet like it’s 2010.
Still my friend? I still remember when you laughed at my math test.
Why did you friend me? I saw you post my stupid picture online.
You’re still my friend? I still have your dumb birthday on my phone.