facefrienenemy
two people who are best enemies and still fake friend each other on Facebook just so they can both look cool to the other losers who still use websites to talk like they’re in a 2000s movie.
You’re my friend? I saw you laugh at my stupid dance.
Still my friend? I still remember when you called me a f***ing idiot.
Why are you my friend? I still have your dumb birthday on my phone.