Facefical - The fake love status you put on Facebook to make your ex jea

The fake love status you put on Facebook to make your ex jealous and your new crush confused.

I’m still in a relationship with him. Just not in a good one., Sarah, 2:00 AM

My face is bruised and my pride is shattered., Jake, after getting facefical’d by his crush

I’m not single. I’m just in a relationship with my phone., Taylor, trying to look cool