Facefag
The sad kid who comments on every popular girl’s post just to get noticed. They get one-word replies, like they’re being ignored by the whole school.
Commented on the prom queen’s selfie: ‘You look good.’ She replied: ‘Thanks.’
Left a comment on the cheerleader’s post: ‘You’re hot.’ She said: ‘Okay.’
Texted the most popular girl: ‘Hey.’ She said: ‘What.’