facedy
Sending messages on Facebook while drunk to remind your ex that they were a mistake and you still have feelings for their cousin.
I DM'd her at 2 a. m. and said, 'You were a mistake, but your cousin was a dream.'
He sent her 12 messages saying, 'I miss you, but I also miss your cousin.'
She replied, 'You're drunk, and I'm tired, but your cousin is still hot.'