Facedruff - Facedruff is the stuff that falls off your face when you try

Facedruff is the stuff that falls off your face when you try to look cool but end up looking like a dried-up soup.

I tried to smooth my face and it fell off like a bad decision.

My nose looked like it had been in a blender.

I brushed my cheek and it scattered like confetti at a funeral.