facedog
A facedog is a person with a face so ugly it looks like a dog got stuck on their face. Sometimes the dog gets so annoyed it turns into a face.
My cousin is a facedog. He tried to propose to a goat.
My math teacher is a facedog. She makes the dog look good.
That guy in the DMs is a facedog. He sent me a photo of his dog's face.