FaceDeuce
When you’re so obsessed with Facebook that you post even though your pants are soaked in poop.
Posted a picture of my lunch while my pants were soaked in my own poop.
Sent my mom a message saying 'I love you' while I was still number two-ing and it came out in the middle of the message.
Took a video of my cat and posted it while I was still sitting on the toilet.