FaceDeuce
Posting on Facebook while you're still in the middle of a poop and it’s still going.
I posted 'Feeling amazing' right as my butt started to feel like it was on fire.
Took a selfie with my phone stuck up my butt and posted it as 'My new look.'
Typed out a whole essay on Facebook while I was still number two-ing and it came out in the middle of my post.