Faced shit - When you're sick of Facebook and decide to call it something

When you're sick of Facebook and decide to call it something else because you're too lazy to remember what it is.

I quit Facebook and called it 'Faced Shit' because I'm too tired to think.

My mom said 'I don't need Facebook anymore, I just need Faced Shit.'

My friend said 'Faced Shit' and I realized he was just trying to avoid logging in.