Faced shit
When you take a dump right in someone's face like you're a giant poop monster and you're trying to scare them into doing your homework.
My brother took a dump on my face during lunch and said 'do my homework or I'll do it again.'
At school, my friend pooped on my face and then ran away like a coward.
I had to face-shat my cousin because he wouldn't stop teasing me.