facecrime
Using someone else's Facebook like a thief in the night to post something stupid or embarrassing. It's like facecrime from 1984, but way less fancy and way more annoying.
I posted a picture of my face eating a whole pizza and said 'this is how I eat' while my friend was in the hospital.
My cousin logged into my account and said 'I love you' to my crush's mom.
My brother posted a TikTok of me snoring and called it 'the sound of a man dying'.