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Facebwanking is like a dirty habit. You do it every time you’re bored, lonely, or just plain stupid. You end up feeling worse than you did before.

Text: 'I facebwanked my old crush. She’s married. I’m single. Life is unfair.'

DM: 'Facebwanking is my new addiction. I can’t stop.'

Tweet: 'Facebwanking = 10 minutes of joy, 1 hour of shame.'