facebwank
A Facebook-Wank. You’re sitting there, hard as a brick, clicking through old photos of people you used to know, just hoping someone still has a decent body or a good smile. You feel like a total loser after you’re done.
DM: 'Why do I still look at my ex's photos at 2 a. m.?'
Tweet: 'Facebwanking is the only thing keeping me from crying.'
Text: 'I just facebwanked my old math teacher. Why? I don't know. Just felt like it.'