facebukakke - Facebukakke is Facebook but way worse, like when your whole

Facebukakke is Facebook but way worse, like when your whole life becomes a trash can and you can’t stop throwing stuff in it.

I tried to leave facebukakke, but my boss tagged me in a stupid post about pizza.

My facebukakke feed is full of people I don’t know and their weird dog selfies.

My facebukakke birthday post had 12 people I’ve never met commenting on it.