facebuk
A loud, public scold on Facebook that makes you look like a fool. It’s full of fake righteousness and usually comes from someone who thinks they’re the only one who knows the rules.
'Why would you eat pizza on Friday? I’m disappointed in you!', posted to your mom’s timeline.
'You didn’t follow the Bible’s rules! You’re a sinner!', said by a guy who wears socks with sandals.
'You failed me, my friend. I can’t even look at you now.', written by someone who just got dumped.