Facebrity
Facebrity is when your face is so important on Facebook, people think it’s the only thing you have going for you. They’re wrong. You’re wrong. Everyone’s wrong.
My Facebrity aunt has 10,000 likes. She’s never been to a concert.
My Facebrity uncle posts selfies 10 times a day. He’s obsessed.
My Facebrity friend has 20,000 friends. None of them are real.