Facebrity
A Facebrity is someone who thinks their face is the only thing that matters on Facebook. They're right. Everyone else is wrong.
My Facebrity friend has 15,000 likes. She’s never been to a party.
My Facebrity mom posts a selfie every morning. She’s annoying.
My Facebrity dad has 10,000 friends. He doesn’t know any of them.