facebowl - A sink that you use to wash your face before you make a big

A sink that you use to wash your face before you make a big mistake.

I washed my face in the facebowl before I ate the whole pizza, I regretted it.

I used the facebowl to look smart, I still made a big mistake.

I washed my face in the facebowl, and now I'm ready to fail.