facebotch - when you try to snoop on someone through Facebook but they b

when you try to snoop on someone through Facebook but they block you because you're too dumb to know how to hide your face and you made it obvious

I friended my crush and she blocked me. I didn’t even know that was possible.

I tried to look up my crush's profile but she saw me. I was too obvious.

I tried to stalk my crush but she blocked me. I didn’t know how privacy settings worked.