facebotch - when you try to snoop on someone through Facebook but they b

when you try to snoop on someone through Facebook but they block you because you're a total noob and you didn't know how to hide your face

I tried to stalk my crush but she blocked me. I didn't even know she could do that.

I friended my ex's mom. That was not a good move.

I tried to look up my crush's profile but it was private. I didn't know how to fix that.