facebotch - when you try to snoop on someone through Facebook but they b

when you try to snoop on someone through Facebook but they block you because you’re a total idiot and you didn’t know how to hide your face

I friended my crush and she blocked me. I didn’t even know that was a thing.

I tried to look up my crush's profile but she saw me. I didn’t know how to fix that.

I tried to stalk my crush but she blocked me. I didn’t know how privacy settings worked.