facebotch - when you try to sneak peek at someone's life through Faceboo

when you try to sneak peek at someone's life through Facebook but they catch you and block you because you're too obvious and clumsy

I friended my crush and now she knows I'm a stalker. I’m so embarrassed.

I tried to look up my crush's profile but she saw me. I didn’t even know she could see that.

I tried to stalk my crush but she blocked me. I was too obvious.