facebotch
a total disaster of trying to spy on someone through Facebook because they set their privacy to the highest level and you're too dumb to figure it out
I tried to stalk my crush but she set her profile to private. I had no idea what that meant.
I friended my teacher and now he knows I'm a creep.
I tried to look up my crush's profile but it wouldn’t let me. I’m not even sure why.