Faceborrhea - When you post so much it feels like Facebook is your second

When you post so much it feels like Facebook is your second job and your ex is your boss

I posted 7 times in 10 minutes. My ex texted me: 'Are you trying to kill me?'

I posted about my morning. My ex replied: 'You’re still alive? I’m impressed.'

I posted about my cat. My ex said: 'You’re obsessed. It’s creepy.'