faceborked
When you’re so addicted to Facebook you start watching people’s lives like they’re on TV and you’re the only one who’s watching.
I check my ex’s page every 5 minutes just to see if he posted something about me.
I stalk my coworker’s wall so much I know what he had for breakfast.
I follow my neighbor’s life so closely I can tell when she’s having a bad day before she even posts about it.