Faceboomer
A grumpy old person who found Facebook and now acts like it's the most important thing in life. They friend everyone and post pictures of their dog like it's a big deal.
My dad just friended my ex and my dog at the same time. Classic Faceboomer.
My grandma posted a selfie with her cat and wrote 'Looking fabulous at 72!' I don't even know what that means.
My uncle sent me a message that said 'Hey! Did you see my new profile pic? It's my face, but with a hat!'