facebookurbating - You’re on Facebook, you’re getting off, and you’re using stu

You’re on Facebook, you’re getting off, and you’re using stuff from your house to make it better.

I was messaging my crush on Facebook while I used the broom to finish my business.

I was watching a video while I used the lamp to get off.

I was commenting on a meme while I used the showerhead to finish my job.